Salma Hayek has an epic hissy fit, cusses out restaurant hostess

Radar is reporting this hilarious “eyewitness account” of Salma Hayke having some kind of epic temper tantrum at a restaurant. Apparently, the hostess of this fine establishment either did not recognize Salma’s lovely boobs, or the hostess sincerely did not have any room to seat anyone without a reservation. In either case, the hostess was all “You’ll have to wait, Cleavage.” Thus, Salma “created a scene” by cussing the hostess out… in Spanish! Dios Mio. Radar claims they don’t know exactly what Salma was really yelling at the hostess, but my guess is that involved the words “puta” and “ojete”. By the way, I found a really great Spanish-English dictionary online – you can type in any word or phrase in English or Spanish, and the site will translate. Thus, “I will cut you” is probably “Voy apuñalas.” (My apologies, Spanish-speakers, if I’m wrong about that.) By the way, I took several years of Spanish, and I’m ashamed to admit I never learned how to say “I will cut you, hostess bitch from hell!”

From the celebrities are cranky like the rest of us category.

Salma Hayek rolled up to the Chateau Marmont on Wednesday night and she was hungry. We’re pretty sure she was VERY hungry because she wanted to eat at the restaurant but didn’t have a reservation and the hostess couldn’t seat her.

The beautiful actress was with a couple of girlfriends and when she realized the patio was full and the hostess wouldn’t seat her Salma freaked out! She created a scene, yelling Spanish.

We know because we were there and saw the whole thing with our Radar eyes. Unfortunately we must now admit that we never paid attention during high school Spanish class (yes, three years worth) because we have NO IDEA what Salma was yelling in Spanish. And no one had a Spanish-to-English dictionary handy either.

But we’re pretty sure she wasn’t yelling how happy she was and how much she loved the restaurant. The hostess tried to calm her down and said she could have the first available table. Even her girlfriends tried to calm her down. But Salma was steaming and then switched to complaining in English and didn’t stop until a party left and she was seated.

[From Radar]

If it was someone else, or if it Salma had been somewhere other than a restaurant, I might be more unforgiving. But some of these hostesses are bitches, and they need to be taken down a peg or two. Handing me a menu isn’t that difficult, you don’t have to be that snotty about it. My verdict is that the hostess probably had it coming. But Salma should work on not screaming at strange restaurant employees in the future.

Salma Hayek is shown with her husband, Francois-Henri Pinault, sailing with “the Puma Ocean Racing team sail boat ‘il mostro’ during the first leg of the ‘Boston to Galway’ Volvo Ocean race” on 5/16/09. She’s also shown outside Beso on 2/26/09. Credit: WENN.com

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